A person carrying a tote bag with humorous text on a beach.

I'm Not Even The One Going | Canvas Tote

$17.00
Sale price  $17.00 Regular price 
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A person carrying a tote bag with humorous text on a beach.

I'm Not Even The One Going | Canvas Tote

$17.00
Sale price  $17.00 Regular price 

Just when you thought you never have to wake up early for school ever again and-BAM!-you dragging your butt out of bed to get them ready for school so you wont get fined.

Meet your favourite sidekick- the tote that carries your stuff and your stupid sense of humour. Crafted from durable cotton canvas and made for real life, these totes are roomy enough for your everyday nonsense and stylish enough to make a statement (without saying a word). With a secure top zipper and a handy inner pocket, you'll keep your "essentials" safe, organised, and right where you need them.

Why you'll love it:

  • Durable, eco-friendly cotton canvas (make Earth great again!)
  • Secure top zipper closure to hide your insecurities
  • Inner pocket to stash keys, cards, or snacks (no judgement)
  • Comfy yet sturdy handles for all day wear
  • Large enough for your laptop, water bottle, regrets- you name it
  • Designed to make people look twice and laugh once

Pick your favourite quote or collect them all- because your tote should be just as stupid and lame as you are.👏👏👏

FYI: Seeing specks of colour on the canvas is normal due to the nature of the material.

Colour: Cream
Dimensions: 40cm x 35cm

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